Sacked in the Morning!!!

Bye-Bye

Ciao

Auvoir

Auf Wiedersen

F**K OFF


For the record Liverpool beat Chelsea 2-0 at Anfield this afternoon.

The Only Game This Weekend!

All eyes will be at Anfield Sunday, as Liverpool take on Chelsea in a game which will no doubt determine the REAL challengers to Man Utd's Premiership crown.

Winner takes it all - Loser bye bye

I know where my money is!!

Do You Know What I Mean?

With Liverpool's title challenge on the wane, do you have any idea what the Fat-Faced Paella eating man was saying after his team's draw at Wigan, Wednesday night.


Paella man's ramble: ‘We had control of the game in the first half and didn’t kill it off. In the second half it was a crazy game.


'When you don’t control crazy games you don’t win points. I don’t know what is happening.


'Actually I do know, but I can’t say anything about it. It is just crazy.


'You can’t control what you can’t change. It could be like this for years.


'Alex Ferguson has been here for 22 years and you can see what it means when you have been here for so long. The past three games have something in common I don’t like.’


Any suggestions?

FA Cup 5th Round Draw

Both 4th Round games ended in draws this afternoon. Arsenal drew 0-0 in Cardiff against City and the Merseyside derby ended 1-1. The second 1-1 inside a week.


The draw for the 5th Round is as follows:

Sheffield Utd v Hull City

Watford v Chelsea

West Ham v Middlesbrough

Sunderland or Blackburn v Coventry

Derby or Nottm Forest v Manchester United

Swansea v Fulham

Liverpool or Everton v Doncaster or Aston Villa

Cardiff City or Arsenal v West Bromwich or Burnley

FA Cup 4th Round. How Did Your Team Do?

Man Utd beat Spurs, Chelsea beat Ipswich, West Ham beat Hartlepool. The shock of the day was Swansea beating Portsmouth at Fratton Park.

Fulham EVENTUALLY beat Kettering (a non-league side) at Rockingham Road and there are two more games tomorrow, Sunday.

Cardiff take on Arsenal and for the 2nd time in a week, Everton travel to Anfield to take on Liverpool.

The draw for the 5th Round of the Cup is Sunday evening, 6.15pm UK time.

In League One news, The Real Latics got back to winning ways, beating Stockport County at Boundary Park, 3-1. The win puts The Real Latics into third place in the League One table, three points off an automatic promotion place

Ouch, Ouch and More Ouch

OUCH - Chelsea's Joe Cole is out for the rest of the season after injuring his anterior cruciate ligament against Southend in the FA Cup Wednesday night.


OUCH - Real Madrid are charging top dollar for the pending meeting against Liverpool in the Champions League next month - £785 for ONE seat.


More OUCH - Beware. Julian Dicks, West Ham legend is back in football. He has taken up the manager's job at Wivenhoe Town who play in the Ridgeons Premier Division. Cross him at your peril.

Steven Gerrard - The Best Midfielder in England?

From tonight's game at Anfield versus West Ham which ended 0-0, Gerrard expressed the desire to change his boots to Nike Air.



Check it out and have a chuckle



I know I did when I saw it.

Strange Day Indeed!

What a strange day in the Premiership for the top four.


Chelsea drew 0-0 with Newcastle


Liverpool drew 0-0 with Fulham


Man Utd drew 0-0 with Aston Villa


and the Gooners/Woolwich, lost at Man City 3-0


Now Aston Villa are in the top four and Woolwich are fifth LOL LOL


The Real Latics won at Southend 2-1, their 2nd away League win within a week. Last weekend they won 1-0 at Northampton. The Real Latics are still in the League One promotion shake-up.

I Love the FA Cup

I love the thought of the David's taking on the Goliath's and the David's ripping those blonde locks out of Goliath's head.


When I was a kid I grew up loving FA Cup Final day, regardless of who was playing.


Me and my mates use to rotate our houses every year (for years) to gather round and watch the final.


There were some great finals, there were rubbish finals.


We use to have crisps, peanuts, sandwiches, hot-dogs, burgers and coke (before we were old enough to drink) and it used to be a 'real' football party.


Mates, football and FA CUP Final day.


The magic of the FA CUP has not left me since those times. I just love the FA Cup.


Year after year you are guaranteed shocks and surprises.


Take last year's competition for example - who would have thought that Havant & Waterlooville would go to mighty Liverpool and take the lead TWICE - 1-0 and 2-1?


Who would have thought Barnsley would go to Liverpool and win?


Who would have thought Barnsley would have beaten Chelsea and get to the semi-finals of the greatest Cup competition in the World?


I JUST LOVE THE FA CUP

Gerrard a 'Cheat' as well as a 'Hypocrite'

Check out the video above which shows the recent 'dives' of Liverpool's Steven Gerrard and read the quotes from his autobiography (the dive against Atletico is not included) but what is interesting are the words from the gob of Gerrard.


Cheat or hypocrite - OR BOTH?


Incidentially the referee from Tuesday's game at Anfield has admitted he made a mistake. Martin Hansson from Sweden said "From my angle, I am not convinced that it is a penalty but according to UEFA rules I'm not allowed to make any comment on specific match incidents."

Champions League.......

HAVING A LARF

Well Roma had a laugh over Chelsea, Liverpool (lucky bar stewards) had a laugh over Atletico Madrid and Famagusta had a laugh over Jose's Inter.


Let's hope Celtic and Fenerbache can 'do' one's over ManUre and Goonerville respectively tonight.

What a Week in Norf London

A week ago 'one day' Ramos (Juande) was Tottenham's manager. In the space of an hour he gets sacked along with Comolli, Poyet and the rest of Tottenham's backroom staff, then Tottenham announce they have paid Portsmouth £5m for the services of Harry Redknapp.

Harry's first game - Tottenham beat Bolton 2-0

Harry's 2nd game - Tottenham travel down the road to Arsenal and draw 4-4, after being 1-0 up, level 1-1, 2-1 down, 3-1 down, 3-2 down, 4-2 down, 4-3 down till those famous last seconds when Aaron Lennon equalises at the end where most of Tottingham's fans had left.

Oh how gutted must you be!!! Paid all that money and missed the comeback of the season (so far)!!!!

On Friday, Goonerville is up in arms. Wenger says this, Adebayor says that, Clichy reduced to tears and Arsenal captain, William Gallas rules himself out of the Stoke game - 'hamstring injury' apparently - the bloke is such a prima donna!! Remember the Birmingham incident last season?

Roll onto Saturday

Arsenal lose at Stoke 2-1
Hull almost embarrass Man Utd but lose 4-3
Tottingham beat Liverpool 2-1

Chelsea beat Sunderland 5-0 and ARE back at the top of the Premiership - with a goal difference of +23.

The Unbeaten League Run is at an END

Let's celebrate with Kool and the Gang, and admire the results below of Chelsea's home League unbeaten record which came to an end against Liverpool on Sunday.

This unique record started back in 2004. So CELEBRATE!!!

2003/04

Sat Mar 20 Fulham 2-1
Sat Mar 27 Wolves 5-2
Sat Apr 10 Middlesbrough 0-0
Sat Apr 17 Everton 0-0
Sat May 1 Southampton 4-0
Sat May 15 Leeds 1-0


2004/05

Sun Aug 15 Man Utd 1-0
Sat Aug 28 Southampton 2-1
Sun Sep 19 Tottenham 0-0
Sun Oct 3 Liverpool 1-0
Sat Oct 23 Blackburn 4-0
Sat Nov 6 Everton 1-0
Sat Nov 20 Bolton 2-2
Sat Dec 4 Newcastle 4-0
Sat Dec 18 Norwich 4-0
Sat Dec 26 Aston Villa 1-0
Tue Jan 4 Middlesbrough 2-0
Sat Jan 22 Portsmouth 3-0
Sun Feb 6 Man City 0-0
Tue Mar 15 West Brom 1-0
Sat Mar 19 Crystal Palace 4-1
Sat Apr 9 Birmingham 1-1
Wed Apr 20 Arsenal 0-0
Sat Apr 23 Fulham 3-1
Sat May 7 Charlton 1-0

CHAMPIONS


2005/06


Sun Aug 21 Arsenal 1-0
Wed Aug 24 West Brom 4-0
Sat Sep 10 Sunderland 2-0
Sat Sep 24 Aston Villa 2-1
Sat Oct 15 Bolton 5-1
Sat Oct 29 Blackburn 4-2
Sat Nov 19 Newcastle 3-0
Sat Dec 3 Middlesbrough 1-0
Sat Dec 10 Wigan 1-0
Mon Dec 26 Fulham 3-2
Sat Dec 31 Birmingham 2-0
Sun Jan 22 Charlton 1-1
Sun Feb 5 Liverpool 2-0
Sat Feb 25 Portsmouth 2-0
Sat Mar 11 Tottenham 2-1
Sat Mar 25 Man City 2-0
Sun Apr 9 West Ham 4-1
Mon Apr 17 Everton 3-0
Sat Apr 29 Man Utd 3-0

CHAMPIONS


2006/07


Sun Aug 20 Man City 3-0
Sat Sep 9 Charlton 2-1
Sun Sep 17 Liverpool 1-0
Sat Sep 30 Aston Villa 1-1
Sat Oct 21 Portsmouth 2-1
Sat Nov 11 Watford 4-0
Sat Nov 18 West Ham 1-0
Sun Dec 10 Arsenal 1-1
Wed Dec 13 Newcastle 1-0
Tues Dec 26 Reading 2-2
Sat Dec 30 Fulham 2-2
Sat Jan 13 Wigan 4-0
Wed Jan 31 Blackburn 3-0
Sat Feb 10 Middlesbrough 3-0
Sat Mar 17 Sheffield Utd 3-0
Sat Apr 7 Tottenham 1-0
Sat Apr 28 Bolton 2-2
Wed May 9 Man Utd 0-0
Sun May 13 Everton 1-1

2007/08


Sun Aug 12 Birmingham 3-2
Sat Aug 25 Portsmouth 1-0
Sat Sep 15 Blackburn 0-0
Sat Sep 29 Fulham 0-0
Sat Oct 27 Man City 6-0
Sun Nov 11 Everton 1-1
Sat Dec 1 West Ham 1-0
Sat Dec 8 Sunderland 2-0
Wed Dec 26 Aston Villa 4-4
Sat Dec 29 Newcastle 2-1
Sat Jan 12 Tottenham 2-0
Wed Jan 30 Reading 1-0
Sun Feb 10 Liverpool 0-0
Wed Mar 12 Derby 6-1
Sun Mar 23 Arsenal 2-1
Sun Mar 30 Middlesbrough 1-0
Mon Apr 14 Wigan 1-1
Sat Apr 26 Man Utd 2-1
Sun May 11 Bolton 1-1

2008/09


Sun Aug 17 Portsmouth 4-0
Sun Aug 31 Tottenham 1-1
Sun Sep 21 Man Utd 1-1
Sun Oct 5 Aston Villa 2-0


For the record out of the 86 games, Chelsea won 62, drew 24 - scoring 175 goals and conceding 44.

I REALLY Hate Liverpool

And I can't wait until Sunday!!

Here are a few tasters of what you could expect on Sunday:

FA Cup 1982 Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool

Chelsea scorers:

Peter Rhoades-Brown
Colin Lee


FA Cup 1997 Chelsea 4-2 Liverpool

Scorers:

Hughes
Zola
Vialli (2)


Champions League Semi-Final 2nd Leg Chelsea 3-2 Liverpool

Scorers:

Drogba (2)
Lampard pen


Premier League 2006 Chelsea 1-0 Liverpool

Scorer:

Drogba



Then There Was The Chelsea Mascot!!


Nice One Son!!!


Now thats done, the game might end up as a boring 0-0 draw.

Champions League Matchday 2 Night 2

Chelsea travel to Dracula country - yep Translyvania - to FCR Cluj who caused the upset of matchday one by beating Roma on their home turf.

Yikes - Cloves and crosses out boys!!!

Liverpool play PSV

Last night, Goonerville trounced Porto, the Ure beat Aalborg and Celtic lost away to Villarreal. The surprise of last night was Bate home draw with Juventus, 2-2

Let's hope for the sake of English football, Chelsea don't fall foul of the occult!!

All English Champions League Final Guaranteed!!!

Man Utd are through to the Champions League Final after beating Barcelona 1-0 (agg 1-0) at Old Trafford this evening.

Who will they play in three weeks time in Moscow? One thing is for certain the Champions League Final being held in Moscow, will be between TWO English teams.

Chelsea and Liverpool (level on agg 1-1) kick off at Stamford Bridge at 7.45pm Wednesday night.

You Wouldn't Want to Get in a 'Road Rage' Incident with Phil Thompson

Now now Thommo - temper, temper. When Riise's og hit the net at the Kop End last Wednesday night.

Classic, quality!!

Watch the vid and see what I mean.

Long Time No Post

Can't believe where the time has gone since I last posted.

Let me let you into a little secret, I have been settling in elsewhere writing and doing stuff and earning a few pence from it.

Now I am settled and organised I am back to my best and will be able to concentrate a little more on this and my 'tiny tiny piece of the Internet.'

My last post showed you 'probably the best own goal in the World.'

Last night at Anfield because a SCUMPOOL player scored it - deep, deep, deep into injury time - the vid below is without doubt the 'GREATEST OWN GOAL IN THE WORLD.'

John Arne Riise (wherever you are HEADING!) don't look now!!




Update from the Nou Camp (or Camp Nou)

Ronaldo misses a penalty inside the first two minutes and the game ended 0-0.

Overhyped and underplayed.

Saturday's 3pm Kick Offs - LIVE SCORES!!!

The first FA Cup semi-final this weekend between Portsmouth and WBA ended Portsmouth 1-0 WBA, in the Premiership it finished Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool.

Scunthorpe 1-1 Sheff Wednesday in the Championship FINAL SCORE.

Full LIVE score service from 3pm (BST) will appear in the comments.

Look out for Chelsea at Man City, The Real Latics at Swindon and Ebbsfleet Utd at home to Woking

What a Great Weekend to Look Foward Too!!

Its FA Cup Semi-Final weekend and who would have thought that there would be only ONE Premiership team in the last four.

Both games will be played at Wembley and first up is:

WBA v Portsmouth - kick off 12.15pm

Then straight after from 3pm, there is a full League and Scottish programme. All scores including the first FA Cup Semi-Final will be LIVE on this blog and I WILL try and 'LIVE BLOG' the game at Wembley.

So if you can't get to a TV, radio or you are a wireless internet user on the move, let me keep you up to date with all the action tomorrow, Saturday from about 12.15pm (BST).

Then on Sunday from 4pm - Barnsley (the conquerors of Liverpool and Chelsea) go head to head against Cardiff City. Also in action on Sunday in the Premiership is Middlesbrough v Man Utd.